Don't loose your pen.

No pen = no notes

No notes = no study

No study = failure

Failure = no diploma

No diploma = no money

No money = no food

No food = get skinny

Get skinny = get ugly

Get ugly = no marriage

No marriage = no kids

No kids = no generation

No generation = SUDDEN DEATH. 

(tip: don't loose your pen.) 

From my cute little Rollins girls. My favorite part is the ugly skinny girl. Yep, go eat a burger! By this logic it'll land you a husband!