It's all fun and games until someone gets HURT!

A recent activity had a few of us playing the game would you rather?
In said game one person states two gross, weird, absurd things and everyone else has to pick which one they would rather do.

Some of my favorites were would you rather:

lick a doorknob, or eat a piece of gum off the street?

eat a crayon, or a piece of chalk?

death by fire, or giant mosquitos?

get a chunk of hair ripped out, or staple your finger?

I then got a call a few days later from one of the girls playing the game. She said she had news that would make my day.
While at work that day, she had in fact STAPLED HER OWN FINGER!

Beware: your choice in this game may come true.